Never put your hand inside a dog’s mouth. I don’t care how kind and cute the thing is. How soft the fur is, how sweet the little eyes on the thing are. You don’t know what’s going on in a dog’s mind! A dog might have a flashback, or a random angry thought. And then you’re in trouble. Or it’s mind crosses for that split second, and your fingers is foods to it for that split second. You don’t want your hand in a dog’s mouth, cause you never know whats going on inside its dog’s brain.
— Jerry Goldberg