HOW TO ORDER A BAGEL LIKE A NEW YORKER
Bagel Guy: Next.
You: Yeah boss, let me get an everything scallion.
BG: You want that toasted?
You: No.
BG: Anything else?
You: Large coffee, milk one sugar.
BG: Plastic bag?
You: Why not? Thanks, boss.
Note: I break the rules in that I order very little scallion.
