HOW TO ORDER A BAGEL LIKE A NEW YORKER

Bagel Guy: Next.

You: Yeah boss, let me get an everything scallion.

BG: You want that toasted?

You: No.

BG: Anything else?

You: Large coffee, milk one sugar.

BG: Plastic bag?

You: Why not? Thanks, boss.

Note: I break the rules in that I order very little scallion.