Things I saw on the way to work today
1) A small dog run away from a dog walker. Within a couple minutes the guy was basically freaking out, he had no idea where the dog was. The dog, essentially escaped. The dog walker gets fired right? Horrible way to start the day. I start thinking, what does this portend?
2)A man on the subway platform rubbing some cream on a tattoo. Another more grizzly man said, “hey is that wrecking ball?” And the creamy guy said, “no hopefully this will give me some relief. In a half hour I am having laser tattoo removal surgery. This cream is a topical solution. The tattoo was fun and all, but…” I think the tattoo was infected or something. It wasn’t badass though, it looked like a black sun, maybe?
3) A freshly burned down building.
4) I’ve also been shaving.