(via familyportraits)
1) That Howie Mandel movie where he plays a man raised by wolves. Walk Like A Man.
2) Does it make it patently wrong if they’re not his kids and he’s naked too? I watched a little of the Michael Jackson trial reenactment show today at work.
3) This reminds of the time my Dad was unemployed. He grew a beard, and let his hair go. I came home early from school and found him, sitting on a stool in the middle of my bedroom, eating a sandwich nude.
4) He said that what he was doing was ok over and over.
5) He offered me the other half of his sandwich. And I took it.
6) My mother came home and found us, both completely nude, eating a sandwich. She shook her head and “went for a walk.”
7) To this day I try to eat a sandwich in the nude when I can.
8) And one day I will eat a sandwich in the nude with my son, and that will be ok too.
